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Round turn

Making way around to the front of other vehicles, just to make a turn.
What the hell!!! He just made a round turn , jack ass got in front of me to just make a turn !!
Round turn by Rockyjdean September 11, 2026

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around 

Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.
My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

turn 'round 

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.
Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.
turn 'round by Wax Larry April 1, 2017

turn your bike round 

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc
Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate
turn your bike round by Ed209 February 26, 2006

Turnt Round

What idiots say when relaying a conversation they had. No matter who they were speaking to or where they where at the time, you will always find that they and the other conversational counterpart managed to turn around constantly. The idiot will claim that they "turnt round" to deliver a comment or action, and that the other person "turnt round" in order to respond, thus giving the impression that they spent the whole time twirling about.
"So, what happened?"

"Well, he turnt round and said that it couldn't be his cos he pulled out, so I turnt round and told him that he was a knob. I thought he was gonna shut up til he turnt round and called me a slag. So I turnt round and slapped him one and he turnt round looking well embarrassed!"
Turnt Round by MagickDio March 11, 2010

Roundaturn 

A strange junction in the UK that has been royally messed with by the council to mimic a traditional roundabout but happens to just be a collection of turns and corners and isn't covered in any driving lessons before EST. 2010. Sometimes it can include traffic lights and giveway signs that don't make sense for a roundabout. Mostly found in citys that already have a bad rep for traffic but the council want to add extra obstacles that you have learn how to deal with, first timers have no hope and experienced roundaturners will piss all over other drivers whilst beeping their horns and shouting they are doing it wrong.
Looks like we have another victim of the roundaturn, I can they even drive!
Roundaturn by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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