round turn

to make a significant, positive change in one's behavior and actions.

I failed the shit out of that test. I really need to make a round turn.

by Kirlinator October 19, 2010

Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.

My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

by Razor Blade Penis December 15, 2008

turn 'round

A phrase used to articulate a command when dealing with a less than intelligent person or someone who has made a poor decision (i.e a dumbass). Generally followed by the assumption you're going to penetrate their anus.

Dude! You broke into a house that is owned by a cop?! Turn 'round. Just turn 'round.

by Wax Larry April 1, 2017

turn your bike round

To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc

Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike round, see you in five, or:

Your'e twitching like you need to go and turn your bike round mate

by Ed209 February 26, 2006

Turnt Round

What idiots say when relaying a conversation they had. No matter who they were speaking to or where they where at the time, you will always find that they and the other conversational counterpart managed to turn around constantly. The idiot will claim that they "turnt round" to deliver a comment or action, and that the other person "turnt round" in order to respond, thus giving the impression that they spent the whole time twirling about.

"So, what happened?"

"Well, he turnt round and said that it couldn't be his cos he pulled out, so I turnt round and told him that he was a knob. I thought he was gonna shut up til he turnt round and called me a slag. So I turnt round and slapped him one and he turnt round looking well embarrassed!"

by MagickDio March 11, 2010

Roundaturn

A strange junction in the UK that has been royally messed with by the council to mimic a traditional roundabout but happens to just be a collection of turns and corners and isn't covered in any driving lessons before EST. 2010. Sometimes it can include traffic lights and giveway signs that don't make sense for a roundabout. Mostly found in citys that already have a bad rep for traffic but the council want to add extra obstacles that you have learn how to deal with, first timers have no hope and experienced roundaturners will piss all over other drivers whilst beeping their horns and shouting they are doing it wrong.

Looks like we have another victim of the roundaturn, I can they even drive!

by Petshopgirl August 17, 2022