Getting a handjob from a person with dry sandpaper-like skin and/or from a woman that is unusually brutal when jerking you off; usually of the Jewish persuasion.
The result of a poorly blended smoothie, thus making it a Roughie. Characteristics may include:
- Big, disgusting lumps of any chosen ingredient
- I slight chance of gagging
- Rough texture, similar to mom's face on a Monday morning
(Note: You'll have an easier time downing a bunch of sandpaper)
Brian with a "Y": Here, I made you a blueberry smoothie.
Used sometimes by extremelyfucked up people, a roughie susan is a variaton of fapping except with the use of salt, which can result in burning of the skin.