Roughie

The result of a poorly blended smoothie, thus making it a Roughie. Characteristics may include:
- Big, disgusting lumps of any chosen ingredient
- I slight chance of gagging
- Rough texture, similar to mom's face on a Monday morning

(Note: You'll have an easier time downing a bunch of sandpaper)

Brian with a "Y": Here, I made you a blueberry smoothie.

Stacey: Smoothie? More like a Roughie. Check out those lumps, boi!

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

The Parabole Effect

The act in which a person's umbrella is turned inside out, leaving the affected in a very awkward and self conscious situation.

- Haha, look over there! That guy just got hit by The Parabole Effect!

-Yeah, what a loser!

by Dankspanka' October 13, 2017

Philosophysics

A form of physics that doesn't make any fucking sense, much like philosophy itself. This form of physics is purely made up by some som 12 year old wannabe motherfucking Einstein.

- If you put magnets on the blades of a wind turbine, then the magnets will attract each other, thus creating an endless source of power!

- No dude that's just general Philosophysics.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

Fuck a roundabout

Willingly driving the opposite way in a roundabout.

Note: Might get you arrested.

Guy: Did you see the news about that guy who got arrested?

Guy 2: Yeah, he did the fuck a roundabout.

by Dankspanka' November 15, 2017

Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...

John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

The Buckingham Cartwheel

When you Cartwheel past the entire queens guard and then roll through the corridors of Buckingham Palace looking for the queen.

- I did The Buckingham Cartwheel last year, but I couldn't find the queen.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017