Adj/N. Becoming so
inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform
the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital
because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs