Rossed

Adj/N. Becoming so inebriated, traditionally off Smirnoff but any alcohol is acceptable, that you perform the following acts in successive weekends: 1. get your head slammed into a brick wall 2. nail a fat chick 3. make out with a 35 year old mom 4. fall down a stairwell with no injuries 5. get taken to the hospital because you are so drunk the cops think you're on drugs

I got rossed last night.
He wasn't drunk, he was rossed.

by Wadswoof Barkington August 18, 2011

Rossed

to murk/to kill a joke
to repeat something many times

"dude, you rossed it"
"awww, rossed it!"
"Tell him to stop rossing it!"
"this morning my mom said to pick up the clothes a hundred times, she rossed it soo bad!"

by David Rachamim November 09, 2009

Rossed

When your boss, business associate, friend, lover or other person you trust does something to cause harm to you in ways that may be personal or professional with long lasting affect

ex: I was rossed hard and raw when my boss turned in my proposal under his name and was promoted for "his" hard work and never once mentioned my name.

ex: I got rossed when my girlfriend left me for my best friend.

by I Got Rossed August 03, 2008

Rossed

When a man's wife "comes out of the closet" as a lesbian and divorces her husband; like what happened to Ross on Friends.

Did you hear about Sally? She totally Rossed her husband. She came out of the closet and wants a divorce so she can live with her girlfriend.

by "Rossed" in OC September 02, 2008

Rossed

to get owned by a Quaker english teacher named Ms. Ross (aka Ross the Boss)

You just got rossed!

by ross the boss09 May 04, 2009

Rossed

Inebriated, wasted, or otherwise intoxicated. Usually followed by the preposition "up".

"Man, I got Rossed up fast last night."
--Todd Michael Ennis

by Nati April 20, 2004

Rossed

When someone decides to let you know that they love you right before you move overseas or go on a long trip. Taken from the scene at the end of Friends where Ross decides that he actually does want Rachael, right as she's about to hop on a plane to pursue her dream career in Paris.

"Ugh, my guy friend totally just Rossed me. Now that I'm leaving the country he decided to declare his feelings for me"

by urbanreginafalange November 04, 2018