if a girl brings you back to her gaff and promises you everything but doesn't put out when you get back...next morning take a shit into a piece of tinfoil, put it into the grill, turn it on high, walk out of the house chortling at your own ingenuity.

Jonny: Did you get the ride off that slag last nite?
Buckins: No, she wouldn't put out
Jonny: What a bitch, she was acting like such a slut all nite.
Buckins: Ya, its ok though, left her with a roquefort rib eye.
Jonny: Genius.

roquefort rib eye by buckins May 16, 2006

Peter Roquefort

A salty character from the famous saga of books, called Skørdåt, and a weaty friend of mine, his popularity becomes by creating natural disasters like cummy rain, cocky metheorite or pussying tsunami. His name is used when you want to make reference to a friend that you admire.

Do you know Xavier? He's so Peter Roquefort

Peter Roquefort by Xupin April 1, 2022

The Roquefort Files Burger

A burger served with roquefort cheese!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Roquefort Files Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"

The Roquefort Files Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Plymouth Roquefort Burger

A special cheeseburger served with roquefort cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Plymouth Roquefort Burger, it's served with roquefort cheese!"

Plymouth Roquefort Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

For Those About to Roquefort We Salute You Burger

A burger that comes with Roquefort cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the For Those About to Roquefort We Salute You Burger, you should try it!"

For Those About to Roquefort We Salute You Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

The Roquefort Files

A 1970's detective drama starring a large slab of blue cheese.

My two favorite detective shows are The Roquefort Files and Barna-brie Jones.

The Roquefort Files by ICSHialeah August 16, 2009

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026