ronald reagan

noun:
1. someone who took credit for the concerted work of Mikael Gorbachev, Jimmy Carter, Pope John Paul II, Lech Walesa, and Vaclav Havel.

2. Thought we could shoot down nuclear missles with lasers in space.

3. Why we treat the poor with contempt instead of compassion.

4. Oversaw some of the most mediocre economic performance of the last half century.

5. Actively supported some of the worst scum on Earth, including Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.

6. Sold weapons to Iran so he could finance nun-raping drug runners.

7. Why we have a 9 trillion dollar debt today.

verb:
to convince someone you are helping them while you are actually screwing them with their pants on
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muthafucka planted yay in the hood then came in a hauled away my niggas for possession.
Ronald Reagan fucked me over good and now I hafta spend next 25 years in tha clank, nigga.
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33rd Govenor of California, 40th President of the United States.

Forgetful actor turned President of the United States who liked to eat Jelly Beans and participated in Star Wars, and the Cold War.
Me: Hey, Ronald Reagan want some Jelly beans? And how's that Cold War going?

Reagan: I don't recall. But I'd love some jelly beans, thanks!
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Ronald Reagan = one the BEST presidents ever. President Reagan understood the dynamics of one's wallet better than any president before or after his presidency. He understood what it took to get the economy moving again - and to restore the American dream. His ability to restore the nations sense of optimism and pride was one of his biggest achievements.

Peace thru strength was his best acheivement.

President Ronald Reagan did more - single handedly - to end communism as we knew it - ended the USSR as a major world threat. He ended the cold war after over 40 years of unrelenting world wide tensions & fear.

President Reagan was a conservative without being a red neck about it - he was able to bring about the best ideals of being a proud American. His ever present sense of optimism brought the country back on track after the 16 long dreary years - 1964-1980 - following the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. He ended the pessimism generated by the years of Vietnam & Watergate & Stagflation.

Ronald Reagan represented the American dream - from his humble boyhood beginnings in Dixon, IL. to Hollywood, CA. and to the White House in Washington, DC. He lived the American dream - can do.

President Reagan's presidency will be remembered as - Morning in America. History will place Ronald Reagan among the great American presidents: George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Harry Truman, Dwight Eisenhower and John F. Kennedy.
President Ronald Reagan ended the cold war and communism - and restored optimism to America.
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Greatest American president to date who won a several landslide victories in the 80's. Reversed the Pacifistic actions of previous Democractic president Jimmy Carter and defeated Communism while staving off the "liberal left" who wanted vodka to become the world's favourite beverage.
Twenty years ago, on the afternoon of May 13, 1981, Pope John Paul II was struck by three bullets while being driven in a slow-moving convertible through St. Peter's Square, where 20,000 people had gathered to see the pontiff. Rushed to a hospital, the pope barely survived a six-hour operation. Two bystanders were also injured in the attack.

You see, two great people, the two, who crushed communism were supposed to die within 2 months.
And they both survived - to bring freedom to us (the Poles) and to the whole world.

A coincidence?
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Ronald Reagan was an American politician and actor who was the 40th President of the United States, from 1981 to 1989.
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