Ron Jeremy 

a man who gets more ass then a toilet seat

Ron Jeremy:I get more ass then a toilet seat!

Ron Jeremy by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004

Ron Jeremy 

A corpulent and grotesquely hirsute troll of a man who - on account of an anomalously prodigous penis - has become one of the most illustrious porn kings in the contemporary industry.

Ron Jeremy's genitals are so colossal that it is not uncommon for a co-star to leave the set with a prolapsed rectum.

Ron Jeremy by Ocram May 2, 2003

Ron Jeremy 

One of the greatest porn stars of all time (somehow)

He looks like a Circus dwarf with long greasy hair and the worst grin imagineable.

Ron: Suck my dick!

Ho: ... Uuuuh.. No. You look like a retarded monkey with no balls! Or a Circus Seal on crack. I can't decide. Now piss off before I call the cops.

Ron: *Whips out penis.. it hits the floor*

Ho: Well.. why didnt you say so?! *Choke, Gag, Choke.. Slurp.. GaaaaaRrRRGgggllLllE*

Ron Jeremy by HarryPothead February 20, 2004

ron jeremy 

a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess

"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"

ron jeremy by PhantoMatt January 29, 2007

Ron Jeremy 

A real American porn star hero. Despite his looks, he used what he had to become what he is now. He should be an inspiration to us all.

I'm writing in Ron Jeremy's name for president in 2004!

Ron Jeremy by Nik January 30, 2004

Ron Jeremy 

An unattractive man with an absurdly large penis.

"The only reason I dated that loser, Kevin, for so long was because he was a total Ron Jeremy!"

"Some douchebag was buying me drinks all night, trying to act all Ron Jeremy."

"I accidentally brushed up against a hobo's leg on the subway last week. Turns out he's a Ron Jeremy! Who knew?"

Ron Jeremy by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Ron Jeremy 

A Guy that can suck his own dick. Ron Jeremy did it in a hammock in an old porn video!

Hadi hurt his back trying to pull off a Ron Jeremy.

Ron Jeremy by Paul in Dubai March 28, 2009