"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"
by PhantoMatt January 24, 2007
Ron Jeremy is the man!
by ACL April 14, 2004
A pot-bellied, butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around 9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”
I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of Ron Jeremy alongside a close up shot of my fully erect 5.5 inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.
by A. Hick November 23, 2009
by Mark Hungus January 11, 2009
by UFAB June 12, 2007
A re-rack in beer pong that puts the cups in a straight line. Can only be done with 3 or more cups, otherwise it would be too short to be called a ron jeremy.
Bro #1: Re-rack!
Bro #2: Ok, what do you want?
Bro #1: Can I get a Ron Jeremy?
Bro #2: (Bro #2 proceeds to place the cups in a straight line facing outwards)
Bro #2: Ok, what do you want?
Bro #1: Can I get a Ron Jeremy?
Bro #2: (Bro #2 proceeds to place the cups in a straight line facing outwards)
by greekbeerpongchamp February 05, 2010
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 27, 2004