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Definitions by PhantoMatt

One of the worst video game villains ever. He's fat and he shoots spikes at you from his 3 belly buttons. What was mother brain thinking, hiring this fat sack of crap?
Graah! Look at me! I'm Kraid! I attack the brinstar depths level in Super Smash Bros Melee! It doesn't actually hurt, but its inconvenient. Look at my massive lard sack of a tummy!
Kraid by PhantoMatt February 13, 2007

ron jeremy 

a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess
"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"
ron jeremy by PhantoMatt January 29, 2007