Kraid

One of the worst video game villains ever. He's fat and he shoots spikes at you from his 3 belly buttons. What was mother brain thinking, hiring this fat sack of crap?

Graah! Look at me! I'm Kraid! I attack the brinstar depths level in Super Smash Bros Melee! It doesn't actually hurt, but its inconvenient. Look at my massive lard sack of a tummy!

by PhantoMatt February 13, 2007

ron jeremy

a clone of mario, except he has sex with everyone BUT the princess

"Its'a me! Ron Jeremy!"

by PhantoMatt January 29, 2007