romanclinge

A combination of romantic cringe and cliche

Bob: wow Jessica lala land was probably the most Romanclinge worthy movie I've ever seen!!!

Jessica: I know right

by This random dude April 18, 2017

Romancing the Bone

A euphemism for masturbation.

I'm so embarrassed, I just caught Bob romancing the bone in the shitter.

by Asher Hunter September 21, 2007

romancing

Laying down a blanket in a backyard and GETTING IT ON

Baby, we are in for some heavy romancing tonight.

by Delaney's man June 3, 2016

Romancing the turkey

To procrastinate, fanny about or in some way take a circuitous route to the intended result. Can be used in reference to someone avoiding the issue, beating about the bush or stalling

James, stop romancing the turkey and tell me what happened!

by Treg123 November 25, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

Romancing the Brown Stone

To take ones time and (to some extent) enjoy defecating a large poo.

Oh Bruce, I think it's finally time!
- Take it slow, mate; don't hurt yourself.
Don't worry, pal: I'm going to be romancing the brown stone...

30 minutes later... Plop.

by SanG121 June 4, 2023

speedy romancing

Quicky in some filthy restaurant bathroom.

Ok i'm drunk enough, let's go to the bathroom for some speedy romancing sweetheart.

by powerball January 5, 2014