The name of a disease which occurs due to exposure to excess levels of Twilight hottieRobert Pattinson. Symptoms include writing "Mrs Pattinson" repeatedly on surfaces, referring to Robert as R Pattz, a fetish for vampires and hatred of Bella Swan.
Around 90% of the female population are suffering from Robsession. Don't be next. Try to stay away from gossip magazines/Twilight as much as possible.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)