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rolled up
rolled up
Face down, generally referring to cards in a game of poker. The person holding the cards can see them, but no one else at the table can.
Jon: "Rolled up aces! Fold right now, this is not good for you!"
(More cards dealt, Jon gets an ace face up)
Jon: "Woo hoo! 3 aces! Get out of this one."
(Cards dealt out. Nick D raises Jon 50000. Jon calls.)
Jon: "Two pair. twos and threes." (was bullshitting)
Nick D: "Royal flush. Bitch."
(More cards dealt, Jon gets an ace face up)
Jon: "Woo hoo! 3 aces! Get out of this one."
(Cards dealt out. Nick D raises Jon 50000. Jon calls.)
Jon: "Two pair. twos and threes." (was bullshitting)
Nick D: "Royal flush. Bitch."
Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day
August 31st.
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
The day looked forward every year by many people across the earth. This is a signifigant day in history. August 31st marks the day that man first rolled his towel.
And since that historic day, man (And woman) has been rolling their towels.
Rolled Up Towel Appreciation Day by bladedguitar66 September 1, 2009
rolled up on
rolled up on by Dum Boy March 30, 2019
rolled up phone book
An arse splittingly wide shit, usually the result of stuffing yourself the day before with kebab, steak, fine cheeses, etc... and dehydration caused by excess alcohol.
Rupert howled, when the morning after the pickles and cheese party he had to pass a rolled up phone book
rolled up phone book by Loopydave May 12, 2020
rolled up dick
After she patted him on the belly, Greg replied "Careful now. That's rolled up dick."
Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
Related: "When I'm fightin' its muscle. When I'm fuckin' its dick." Refers to beer gut.
rolled up dick by Memphis Pigleon August 26, 2009
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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