someone with huge muscles and a huge ego to try and cover up the fact they have a little cock. Generally a roid head is a fucking douchebag and doesnt care about anyone but themselves.
Richard- "That guy didn't even re-rack his weights!"
Jim- "Yeah I can't stand those fucking roid heads."
A series of small towns located across America in which town ordinance require any female passenger of legal age to blow any non relative male (except KY) driving the car, provided that said driver can operate the vehicle safely and is willing to let America's hard working truckers have a peak. Man law prevents the sale of any map to a women listing the location Roadheadsburg, which appear frequently across the Country.
Baby we're driving through Roadheadsburg, I'd like to want to help you, but local ordinance requires that you suck my cock.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.