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roid head 

someone with huge muscles and a huge ego to try and cover up the fact they have a little cock. Generally a roid head is a fucking douchebag and doesnt care about anyone but themselves.
Richard- "That guy didn't even re-rack his weights!"
Jim- "Yeah I can't stand those fucking roid heads."
roid head by deshaunfan26 May 19, 2010

roid head 

someone who extensively uses steroids
I went to the club and it was packed with roid heads
roid head by phil June 22, 2004

Roid Head Wally

Often found in the south of Kent, can be seen at day time house events, sometimes night.
With poor posture due to oversized shoulders, you will often come across one and realise how irritating they can be.

Can also be found in ibzia, the land of music. Stepping slowly side to side through out the night, with only one word in mind. Whoppers only
Look at him, roid head wally
Roid Head Wally by Gooners2026 August 19, 2026

RoadHeadsBurg

A series of small towns located across America in which town ordinance require any female passenger of legal age to blow any non relative male (except KY) driving the car, provided that said driver can operate the vehicle safely and is willing to let America's hard working truckers have a peak. Man law prevents the sale of any map to a women listing the location Roadheadsburg, which appear frequently across the Country.
Baby we're driving through Roadheadsburg, I'd like to want to help you, but local ordinance requires that you suck my cock.
RoadHeadsBurg by Zilla-jum September 26, 2011

roidhead 

a head increased in size because of the use of steroids
barry bonds is a roidhead.
roidhead by jim s. July 28, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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