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ROFLMAOPIMP 

Another Internet abbreviation. It means 'rollon on floor laughing my arse off pissing in my pants'
It's self expanatory ROFLMAOPIMP
ROFLMAOPIMP by Freethinker September 17, 2004
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ROFLMAOPIMP 

An online acronym that stands for "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off pissing in my pants."
That joke was hilarious! I am totally ROFLMAOPIMP!
ROFLMAOPIMP by haleysuzanne February 11, 2009

ROFLMAOPIMP 

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Peeing In My Pants
Dude: Hey dude sup?
Otherdude: ROFLMAOPIMP.
ROFLMAOPIMP by Kawldawg July 11, 2009

ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN 

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Pissing My Pants With A Stomach Cramp Banging My Head On The Table With Snot Coming Out Of My Nose.

Among me and my friends, it is used very rarely for those once in a few years laughing-so-hard-you-piss-your-self situations.
Guy 1: Remember that time when... <insert hilarious ass story here>

Everyone eles: ROFLMAOPMPWASCBMHOTTWSCOOMN!1!1!11!1!oneoneeleven

roflmfaopmp 

rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass off & pissing my pants
lmao i cant believe roflmafaopmp aint in urbandictionary.com hahahaha
roflmfaopmp by Incognito_LC July 29, 2004

roflmaopmp 

rolling on floor, laughing my ass off, peeing my pants.
bob: And the reason his "computer wouldnt work" is because he hadnt plugged it in to the electricity mains!!!

bill: roflmaopmp!! lol! newbs, eh?
roflmaopmp by Joshtek September 1, 2003

ROTFLMFAOPIMP 

Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off peeing in my pants.
Person 1: I'm gay
Person 2: ROTFLMFAOPIMP
ROTFLMFAOPIMP by Zenith Xan December 20, 2004
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B)
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A)
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