roffles my waffles

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A more hardcore way of saying "ROFL"

Son: What happened ma?
Mom: The neighboor ran across the street just to kick me in the balls
Dad: roffles my waffles

roffles my waffles by AIDS STD October 19, 2003

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roffles my woffles

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..

That dude Roffles my woffles

roffles my woffles by Burdy January 25, 2005

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roffle my waffle

Same meaning as 'rofl' but puts emphasis on just how funny the matter is.

Adebisi: You wanna come inside my cell and hang the sheet?
Alex: roffle my waffle, no ty.

roffle my waffle by Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 10, 2008

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roffle my waffle

The act of fondling balls in front of at least 4 females.

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roffle my waffle by Taeko Hentie April 25, 2006

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roffle my eggo waffle

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*

roffle my eggo waffle, biotch

roffle my eggo waffle by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

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waffle my roffle

something you do to a roffle

have you waffled my roffle?

waffle my roffle by Eloisy April 19, 2003

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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