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rofflehouse

From ROFL. A bastardization of Waffle House. Similar to Lollerskates. Denotes excessive hilarity. Used in World Of Warcraft sometimes.
OMFG. He DI'ed Razorgore FTW? I bet he eats at ROFFLEHOUSE.
rofflehouse by Camembert November 11, 2005
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roflhouse 

A franchise safe-haven for hysterical laughter on the floor not to be confused with a similar franchise marketing a hot delicious breakfast.
What he said about your mom was so funny, I just might have to stop by the Roflhouse on the way home today.
roflhouse by N8the9er February 19, 2008

roffle house 

OMG, I sent this ytmnd to the roffle house.
roffle house by AWPerative August 31, 2008

roflhouse 

A roflhouse is mainly a large house situated in North Colombia. This special house accommodates all people which like to laugh continuously for no reason. 3 Parties are celebrated each year which all members and persons attending, should have a section of the house called "roflarea" which can be used to rofl around as much as you like until you are totally relaxed. A roflhouse is an important house which all regions and nation should have.

A roflhouse is also called by many people as stress relieve house.
John : Hey dude where should we go tonight ? I would like to laugh alot !

Martin : Why don't we go to the roflhouse ? We should have plenty of rofls there :D

John : Ok so let's begin rofl training right now :D
roflhouse by Devil from Malta August 8, 2009

Roflhouse 

A play off of the breakfast franchise. Somewhere you can go or be sent to in order to enjoy a nice hot ROFL.
That's... pretty funny. I might just need to stop on by the Roflhouse because of how funny that was...
Roflhouse by N8the9er February 23, 2008

roffletrousers 

when a guy's underwear stuffing has been deemed inadequate, you ridicule him by laughing at his penis. online, the term roffletrousers is used to this effect. roffletrousers is a derivative of the word ROFL.
also related, RAWFFLE, ROFLCOPTER, LMAO, LMFAO, LOL.
Janet: yea, Richard's dick was pretty small
Michael: ROFFLETROUSERS!!
roffletrousers by Kejon November 27, 2006

ROFLhouse 

A term used to describe a man's genitalia
Man nigga, where is the liquor store? Tell me and i'll suck your ROFLhouse massa! I's a beats ya ROFLhouse real good fo ya massa. Please don't beats me massa! My ROFLhouse hurts massa! Don't bites it massa. NO NIGGA!
ROFLhouse by Mr. Slater May 16, 2006
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