Buffalo Hot Rod 

This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.

Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.

Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”

Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”

Little Janie: *muffled cries*

Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”

Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”

Dad: “Daddy loves you”

Audience: “Awww”

*end scene*

Buffalo Hot Rod by cocktupus January 5, 2021

Cincinnati Hot Rod 

An act of oral sex performed upon a male, in which the individual performing the act has half a mouthful of a warm or hot beverage, including but not limited to: coffee, tea, hot chocolate, tabasco sauce, or chicken noodle soup.

'Hey Ryan! What's with the ice pack?'

'That girl gave me a Cincinnati Hot Rod last night. It's gonna burn for weeks, but it was totally worth it.'

Cincinnati Hot Rod by Elipses S Grant October 14, 2013

hot rod car 

A stripped down or highly customized vehical of vintage nature... Often alot of horsepower goes hand in hand with this vehical, not to be confused with its lesser counter part the ratrod,the hot rod car is very well planned out and done nicely with a good looking paint job... They usualy attract alot of attention from common folk and the cops but this will always be one bad ass vehical

That hot rod car is totally bitchin !!!!

hot rod car by Tower09 November 22, 2016

muddy hot rod 

The act of doggy style sex that includes a couple of "accidental" swift yet violent thrusts into the girls anus.

James was givin brandy a spin until a good muddy hot rod ended it all.

muddy hot rod by barchizer March 6, 2014

Hot Rod 

When Tabasco sauce is applied to the penis before oral sex.

Dude, Mandy grabbed some Tabasco last night and gave me a hot rod, while we listened to Prince!

Hot Rod by cheesedog22 October 31, 2009

Hot Rod 

Most likely the best comedy movie made, ever. Like ever. Quotes from this movie will be used for years and years after its time. One word can describe it......and that word is hoobastank.

Directed by one third of The Lonely Island; (cutie) Akiva Schaffer.

Starring the other two thirds of The Lonely Island; (hottie) Andy Samberg and (amaazing) Jorma Taccone,

also starring Bill Hader, Danny McBride, Isla Fisher, Ian McShane and Sissy Spacek.

That meal was as good as Hot Rod.

Hot Rod by incredibadftw March 13, 2011

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet 

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet by weave March 24, 2003