rocking chair 

Trucker CB (citizens band) slang for the position of a vehicle in a line of vehicles that is neither at the front or rear of the line. A vehicle in the "rocking chair" is supposedly protected from law enforcement or smokey because it can receive warning by CB radio from those vehicles ahead and behind about oncoming (or overtaking) patrol cars, speed traps, etc.

I was in the rocking chair and escaped a speeding ticket because the lead trucker warned me of a patrolman with a radar gun (Kojak with a Kodak).

rocking chair by Pool July 7, 2006

Rocking Chair 

A Chair That Rocks!:P

OMG Throw That Rocking Chair On Stage!

Rocking Chair by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 9, 2008

rocking chair 

a chair that rox my sockz

um...the thing that is next to me

rocking chair by sam April 15, 2005

rocking chair winner 

A sports gambling term used to describe an easy winner. "Rocking chair" is used to demonstrate the ease of the win. Essentially, it's as easy as sitting in a rocking chair and rocking.

Dave: Yo Jake did you take that Alabama/Florida game?
Jake: Na, what was the spread.
Dave: Florida -10, beat em 56-24. Fucking rocking chair winner baby!

rocking chair winner by AbuserX December 16, 2008

Rocking Chair Money 

When you've made so much money, you can just sit on your chair and do fuck all.

Person 1: What are you going to do when you're older?
Person 2: I've got rocking chair money, who cares?

Rocking Chair Money by Draculascigarette December 9, 2010

rocking chair goofy

Southern backwoods term denoting a diminished mental capacity somewhere between mildly retarded and old age senile

Bo: Lester's back to rubbing his tallywacker on the cat's furry underbelly
Gator: Dang, ain't nothin' more than rocking chair goofy

rocking chair goofy by wch-meister July 18, 2017

rocking chair mode 

a state of being so busy yet being busy can't get you anywhere..

buying time,

unproductively busy,

on relationships - being boyfriend / girlfriend for 5 years and up

hey want to join us for coffee?

sorry can't come, i'm busy..

busy with what? your video games?

i just wonder when will u be off from your rocking chair mode?

How long have you been with your boyfriend now?

uhhmm.. long enough to be considered as a rocking chair mode

rocking chair mode by lazy laila June 4, 2011