The act of having diarrhea expelled from an irritated anus via a prolonged fart causing extreme amounts of pain and a feeling of expelling ignited rocket fuel.
Guy 1: "Hey man you seen John?"
Guy 2: "No man i heard hes Rockateering after that burrito eating contest"
Guy 1: "Poor soul"
One of the most popular kids at school, but they are also a big trouble maker.
Things a rockadee does;
Roasts teacher unexpectedly,
Makes students laugh when the teacher is teaching, sneaks pop to school and hands it out when the adult is not looking, and is willing to embarrass himself/herself to make a good laugh
The new kid is fucking crazy, he’s causing chaos in the hallway by doing his ugly ass dance moves, he is also drawing attention from other classrooms, he is a big rockadee
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.