robitaille 

The select few that know the secrets of the universe.

If you want to know how to travel the speed of light, go ask a Robitaille.
Damn! that guy knows everything… Is he a Robitaille?

robitaille by Yoda99 March 4, 2015

luc robitaille 

The greatest scoring left winger in NHL history. Played for the Los Angeles Kings primarily, as well as the Pittsburgh Penguins, New York Rangers, and Detroit Red Wings. He is also the highest scoring (in goals) player in LA Kings history passing Marcel Dionne with a hat trick in the 2005-2006 season. A ninth round draft pick, never expected to make it in the NHL who ended his career being a shoe-in for the hall of fame. Known for willingness to crash the net, and patended half-slap shot. Will forever be known as one of the most popular players in Los Angeles sports history.

Nicknames: Lucky, and Luuuuuuuuuc!!! Which is what fans chanted during games.

"Did you see that hat trick Luc Robitaille got the other night?"
"Yeah, hes now the 'King of Kings,' wow."

luc robitaille by Brian K....a.k.a moo May 22, 2006

Jacob Robitaille 

the sexiest, coolest, kindest, most intelligent, just all around best person in the universe.

Jacob robitaille is the love of my life.<3

Jacob Robitaille by U all ready know April 8, 2019

The Hobitaille 

The act of taking your girl from behind in the washroom, dunking her head in the toilet, flushing and then blowing your load in her face.

That bitch got "The Hobitaille" so bad she looks like Niagara Falls.

The Hobitaille by John Browning April 19, 2007