roadmat 

The phenomenon that develops after a man takes a long drive on vinyl seats without A/C or any other taint sweat inducing activity in which the scrotum becomes firmly adhered to one's crotch.

Hey man how was your trip to New Orleans?

It would've been great but my roadmat was soaking through my shorts!

roadmat by Qsamma August 20, 2013

Roadman

brother species to the chav. A roadman’s true love is the iconic north face black puffer jacket paired with some nike sweats and air max 97s. Chav girls love to date the roadman who acts the most hard. Use phrases such as “safe 1 my g” and “init bruv”.

Girl: Do you think he’s a chav?
Roadman: Nah fam I ain’t no chav init, look at my north face jacket bruv.
Girl : Wow he acts so hard I love it.

Roadman by funtimeswiththegang March 29, 2019

year 8 roadman 

a 12-13 year old that is obnoxious in public usually seen in newcastle they wear adidas and nike they will try to cover there face mcdonalds is a common hang out for these little cunts some will have their hands down there pants with a 50p energy drink in his other hand

look at that year 8 roadman and why does he have his hand down his pants dammit!

year 8 roadman by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 12, 2017

Roadmanophobia 

Roadmanophobia is an extensive, irrational fear of roadman. You try to avoid them as much as possible and don't go places that are commonly known for roadmen to be there

- Hey, do you want to go to the Park today
~ Depends which one, If It's the one next to Tesco's then no, quite a lot of Roadmen go there
- Why are you scared of Roadmen in the first place?
~ I have Roadmanophobia.

Roadmanophobia by snipOx December 17, 2017

Roadman

The average British year 7 who pulled a plastic fork on someone and now thinks they are a fucking mad man they also tend to pull up on kids or old people because they know that's all they can fend off, they likes to wear shitty Adidas track suits

You know Tyler told Mr adabish to shut up blud or I'll shank you fam, he's a proper hard roadman be careful mate

Roadman by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019

roadman shaq

One of the top grime artists in the UK. Was recently on 'Fire in the Booth'.

roadman shaq: "da ting goes skrraaa pap pap kak kak kak skib bi skip pap pap and a pup pup krrrut boom skiaat dut dut kut kut dun dun pum pum"

roadman shaq by My big brother September 18, 2017

wanna be roadman 

A wanna be roadman is typically a 12-16 year old who tries to act hard.

They try to use slang but it just sounds a little bit wet when they use it.
Often pick fights with people bigger than them and often pussy out when they actually get squared up.
Chats A LOT OF SHIT.
Often one of a "wanna be roadman" nature has a very high pitched voice.

"Ayyyyy Halim is the wettest fuckin' don around, mum's next time i see him im gonna bang that little bitch right in his ugly fuckin face man *kisses teeth*" -*gets beaten up a couple days later by Halim.
"Shut up! Man has bare Ps' u kno. Oh mY DaYs U aRe ThE wEtTeST GUy I kNo MAn UUUUGGGHHHH!"
-Wanna be roadman from yr 7

wanna be roadman by XxAyubxX October 28, 2019