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The phenomenon that develops after a man takes a long drive on vinyl seats without A/C or any other taint sweat inducing activity in which the scrotum becomes firmly adhered to one's crotch.
Hey man how was your trip to New Orleans?

It would've been great but my roadmat was soaking through my shorts!
by Qsamma August 19, 2013
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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