Roadmanophobia 

Roadmanophobia is an extensive, irrational fear of roadman. You try to avoid them as much as possible and don't go places that are commonly known for roadmen to be there

- Hey, do you want to go to the Park today
~ Depends which one, If It's the one next to Tesco's then no, quite a lot of Roadmen go there
- Why are you scared of Roadmen in the first place?
~ I have Roadmanophobia.

Roadmanophobia by snipOx December 17, 2017

roadmanphobia 

terrified of wanna be roadmen, they scare me n so does sam smith actually

omg no thats a roadman i have roadmanphobia

roadmanphobia by r h i September 6, 2023

Romanophobia 

The fear of ancient or old items

"I dont like Roman museums"
"Why?"
"Because i get Romanophobia"

Romanophobia by Vizak April 15, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008