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road waffle

a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains
steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
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Road Waffle

A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.
Lets drop acid, and road waffle each other
by Ddoggydog August 5, 2016
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