a form of extremely squished, and flattened into the road, roadkill. generally, when the tire tracks show up on the remains
steve: what about bob?
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
lauren: well, im a lil worried that eventually he will be road waffle.
steve: lol... road waffle
steve: that's a funny term
lauren: he sits in the middle of the road
lauren: (haha well, u kno- the tire tracks- leave a waffley-print)
by steve carroll; lauren paetznick March 22, 2005
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Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A sexual act involving three or more people with less than 20 teeth in total tied to the hood of a 2003 Toyota Camery, being anally penetrated with frozen waffles.
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