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rizzelness 

A mother with a fine ass and hips like honey.
Your mom has rizzelness.
rizzelness by Tide Pod Guy June 11, 2018
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rizzelness 

A friend's mother who's got a fine ass and nice hips.
Damn! Your mom has rizzelness.
rizzelness by Tide Pod Guy June 11, 2018
Describes Evan Harrison's main attribute. He repels all women. He has no game.
Evan is so rizzless he can't get a single woman.
Rizzless by Mr.Smooth the Rizzful December 18, 2022
Describing Adam Sanchez main attribute. He repels women
Adam Sanchez is the most Rizzless guy I have ever seen.
Rizzless by Rizzgod June 15, 2022

The Rizzless Horseman 

The Rizzless Horseman means that this person has absolutely ZERO rizz. if you pull no bitches, then this describes you.
"Bro.. you are the rizzless horseman no cyap not even trolling.. ur actually braindead for pulling no bitches"
The Rizzless Horseman by lethaldrug January 25, 2023
Rizzless is a person who doesn't have rizz
Jiayao is rizzless
Rizzless by BigMonkeyLover August 3, 2022
Mike: Yo did you hear about alex

Harvey: Yeah i heard he's Rizzless
Rizzless by Suits_Goat212 January 5, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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