one who is well endowed, otherwise known as a tripod.
a man who's size is 2 inches... from the ground.
A jiggalo. One who changes there facebook status update frequently. one who possesses the shankara stones
A ladies man. Women drop their panties around him. He's a protector of the street walker. One who's abode is a
Penthouse.
Drish: girl let me tell you...my man's got a big penis!
Shanthi: oh, you mean he's got a Rizvi?!
Ali is a unique person. His personality is perfect. He is someone who will always make you laugh. His humor is witty and unique. He it's someone you can rely on. Once you find an Ali, you should never let go or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Ali is charming and his smile can drive you crazy. He is sporty and active. He has longish hair. He is skinny but fit. He is really good looking and girls usually have a crush on him. He is someone who will support you always. He will love and appreciate you for who you are. He is an amazing friend. He acts as a leader of his group. He is smart and figures out situations quickly. Every moment you spend with him will remain in your memories. He is special. Never let him go.
John: where are you going?
Ali Rizvi: to kidnap my girlfriend from the library, so I can spend time with her lol.
Ali is a unique person. His personality is perfect. He is someone who will always make you laugh. His humor is witty and unique. He it's someone you can rely on. Once you find an Ali, you should never let go or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Ali is charming and his smile can drive you crazy. He is sporty and active. He has longish hair. He is skinny but fit. He is really good looking and girls usually have a crush on him. He is someone who will support you always. He will love and appreciate you for who you are. He is an amazing friend. He acts as a leader of his group. He is smart and figures out situations quickly. Every moment you spend with him will remain in your memories. He is special. Never let him go.
John: where are you going?
Ali Rizvi: to kidnap my girlfriend from the library, so I can spend time with her lol.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.