one who is well endowed, otherwise known as a tripod.
a man who's size is 2 inches... from the ground.
A jiggalo. One who changes there facebook status update frequently. one who possesses the shankara stones
A ladies man. Women drop their panties around him. He's a protector of the street walker. One who's abode is a
Penthouse.
Drish: girl let me tell you...my man's got a big penis!
Shanthi: oh, you mean he's got a Rizvi?!
Ali is a unique person. His personality is perfect. He is someone who will always make you laugh. His humor is witty and unique. He it's someone you can rely on. Once you find an Ali, you should never let go or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Ali is charming and his smile can drive you crazy. He is sporty and active. He has longish hair. He is skinny but fit. He is really good looking and girls usually have a crush on him. He is someone who will support you always. He will love and appreciate you for who you are. He is an amazing friend. He acts as a leader of his group. He is smart and figures out situations quickly. Every moment you spend with him will remain in your memories. He is special. Never let him go.
John: where are you going?
Ali Rizvi: to kidnap my girlfriend from the library, so I can spend time with her lol.
Ali is a unique person. His personality is perfect. He is someone who will always make you laugh. His humor is witty and unique. He it's someone you can rely on. Once you find an Ali, you should never let go or you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Ali is charming and his smile can drive you crazy. He is sporty and active. He has longish hair. He is skinny but fit. He is really good looking and girls usually have a crush on him. He is someone who will support you always. He will love and appreciate you for who you are. He is an amazing friend. He acts as a leader of his group. He is smart and figures out situations quickly. Every moment you spend with him will remain in your memories. He is special. Never let him go.
John: where are you going?
Ali Rizvi: to kidnap my girlfriend from the library, so I can spend time with her lol.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*