riviting

when speaking to a girl and she responds with "riviting" you should immediately step it up or you will never get a second date.

coffee shop dwelling college guy: "I am experienced in all fields of computer science and just earned my doctorine for environmental studies so i can make a change in the world to curve the current heating trends throughout our planet's outer ozone layer"

cute gal: "riviting."

riviting by filbert mclovin December 2, 2007

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Riviting Tale Chap

A phrase used to express an extreme disinterest in what a person has to say by stating this phrase sarcastically to trick the talker into thinking you actually give a shit. This is the more ironic choice than the well known meme "Cool story bro". Often times this is used specifically on those who have incorrectly used the term "cool story bro" or more accurately, someone who over uses it.

ex1:Guy 1: Yeah, So I saw my boss today in the mall and he asked me why I did not show up to work yesterday. So I told him "Cool Story bro." I so pwned him
Guy 2: Riviting Tale Chap!......(mutters)idiot.

ex2: Guy 1: So I kicked this guy's baby out the window and he bounce back into the house. It was amazing!
Guy 2: Cool story bro!
(5 mins later)
Guy 2: So I took a shit, and the dump looks like Alabama.
Guy 1: Riviting tale chap!

Riviting Tale Chap by RedSoxDragon aka Big Will December 1, 2009

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Riveting tale, chap.

The verbose and formal variant of the sarcastic phrase "cool story bro".

Person A: ...And so in conclusion, we are able to see that the event that transpired was nothing more than a cleverly disguised ruse and in no way factual as was originally perceived.

Person B: Riveting tale, chap.

Riveting tale, chap. by Wienie Kong October 1, 2009