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ringstung 

When you have drank to much and you know you are going to be fucked tomorrow
Oh shit I think I’ve ringstung myself
ringstung by anonymous December 11, 2021
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ringsting 

A sharp stinging pain that targets the anus. Caused by spicy food, a shit too large for the rectum to handle comfortably or from bum sex.
Sweet Jesus, I'm at the highest level on the ol' pain spectrum I've jus come down with a case of fucking ringsting on me rectum.
ringsting by Ringsting February 26, 2008

ringsting 

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped
Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting
ringsting by Regina Phelangey December 20, 2004

ringstinger 

In U.K. a hot or extremely hot curry, such as vindaloo, tindaloo or phaal. Defenition refers to not the preliminary chilli peppery taste, but the secondary "afterburn" effects felt on the loo next morning.
I had ten pints and a vindaloo last night, what a ringstinger! I've been shitting through the eye of a needle!
ringstinger by KIP October 31, 2003

Bruce Ringsting 

Condition that occurs after consuming too many spicy foods that cause a burning sensation around your sphincter when expelled.
I ate all of those Jalapenos in Rosa's Nacho's last night and this morning my anus had a live performance from Bruce Ringsting.

It was a bad idea to go to Akbar's at 3 am and hit the buffet for madras, now I've got a bad case of Bruce Ringsting.
Bruce Ringsting by Mucho Mario October 23, 2012

ringsting 

anal pain caused by eating hot and spicy food.
me and all! it gave us right ringsting
ringsting by red wine bitch January 3, 2003

ringsting 

Stinging sensation around the arsehole caused by fingering of the anus or been drybummed.
Si, I got serious ringsting from what you did to my arse last night
ringsting by Dan Bates January 8, 2008
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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