"Dude,
what is that guy fapping to?"
"It don't come easy."
"What a ringophiliac."
-OR-
"Dude,
I want to fuck Ringo Starr. "
"Dude, don't be a ringophiliac."
-OR-
"Dude, I fapped to
Sasha Grey, she's got the nicest ass."
"Ringos nose turns me on."
"Gosh, I didn't realize how much of a ringophiliac you were."