ringdard

A stupid seal blob

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ringdard by bigbuffboiii April 17, 2022

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Ringtard

Someone who lets a a phone ring long and loud.

"Yo who's the ringtard rocking Leichte Kavallerie on high?"

Ringtard by C-Monkey December 13, 2008

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Ringtard

noun: Ringtard
A person who constantly puts annoying ring tones on their cell phone.

Adj: Ringtarded
Describes annoying cell phone ring tones.

Noun:
Hey Ringtard, change that annoying noise coming out you cell phone. I'm sick of hearing a stupid train horn every 5 minutes!

Adj:
You know the regular sound of a phone ringing is sufficient instead of all that ringtarded crap you have coming out of yours.

Ringtard by Tesaco November 12, 2009

Ringtard

Retard from Ringtown, PA

Jiffy is really a ringtard.

Ringtard by Rogav July 13, 2015

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Ringdar

The skill of noticing the presence (or absence) of wedding rings. Similar to gaydar, good ringdar is essential to social navigation.

Tom: Dude, that hottie is totally into me!
Joe: She has a wedding ring, jackass. You have seriously terrible ringdar.

Ringdar by SuperAce April 2, 2011

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Ringtarder

A fucking retarded person who can't do anything right.

My friend is such a ringtarder at life.)

Ringtarder by Ringtarder April 13, 2021

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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