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Ridgely Middle School 

The dumbest fucking middle school ever. Ridgely is so fucking depressing and the principles suck ass. The sad thing is that Ridgely is nice compared to other middle schools in the area, which is fucking crazy. Kids at this school are wanna be stoners and rich bitchy whores who in fact aren’t actually whores because everything they claim to have done didn’t actually happen. There are also a couple of teachers that might actually be addicted to coke.
Bitch: *breaths*
James: You go to Ridgely Middle School don’t you😑
Bitch: Yah! How’d you know?
James: Just a guess🙄
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ridgley middle school

The whitestmiddle school you'll ever see. You can even tell by the name. If you're not white, or play lacrosse and do cringe white dancing in class then your not popular. The teachers aren't that bad, but there's a few that really annoy people. And the ugly ass gray lockers are like 1 inch wide and you can't fit anything in them. And of course we have Dora the Explorer as our vice principle!
Anita: What middle school did you go to?
John Smith: I went to the whitest school ever.
Anita: Ridgley Middle School?
John Smith: Yeah, how did you know?
Anita: Cause you said it's the whitest school, and plus your name is pretty white so...
ridgley middle school by Shell_a April 23, 2018
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