A half-ass wannabe pickup truck made for gay
men with penises the size of an infant's. The Honda Ridgeline is not made for off-roading or pulling
heavy loads, like normal trucks. It looks like a crossover with a birth defect, and drives like shit. It's the truck for wimpy
people without balls. One of the biggest wastes of $50,000 known to man.
Joe took his Honda Ridgeline off-
road and boy that
piece of shit fell apart. When he tried to take it through the mud, it got stuck and had to be pulled out by my badass lifted Ram 2500.