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ride my ass 

Following someone to close behind in another car as if they are touching the bumper.
I was so upset at the other driver behind me. I stopped my car and asked why they had to ride my ass for the past mile. I thought they were going to hit my bumper if I slammed my brakes.
ride my ass by Purdue Alumni December 7, 2017

assing my ride 

In contrast to "riding my ass", which is when someone pesters you about NOT doing a certain task, this pertains to when someone harps on you about spending TOO MUCH time on a task or project; particularly one involving the upkeep or improvement of a car or motorcycle.
Wife: Another thing; you spend way too much of your free time working on that old junker in the garage!

Husband: Quit assing my ride!
assing my ride by jigsawz67 April 7, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012