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Rich Mexican 

Usually lighter skinned than stereotypical Mexicans. They drive Ferraris, Bentleys, Maseratis, etc. They wear Bijan, Brioni, Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, etc. They control one of the world's biggest economies and keep getting richer and richer as their country does so too.
John: How do you find the richest person in Mexico?

Kyle: You throw a penny on the ground and whoever gets it.

Both: HAHAHA.

Alex: Actually, the richest person in the world is Mexican.

Kyle: Really? Haha, didn't know that.

Alex: I'm Mexican too.

John: No way! You look so White.

Alex: Yeah, I am White and Mexican, and I actually pay full tuition, unlike you two. I'm one of millions of Rich Mexicans.
Rich Mexican by MistraldeLinares December 20, 2012
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Rich Mexican 

A rare breed here in the United States. More than likely his/her daddy owns a successful business such as construction, a restaurant, or a store. They tend to have many cars, balancing between blacks and whites. Black have nice rims on shitty cars and whites have shitty stock rims on nice cars. Rich Mexicans will have nice rims on nice cars. They usually wear Abercrombie & Fitch, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Lacoste. They are usually very good looking.
White boy: "Damn, look at that rich Mexican in that nice truck."

White girl: "Well, of course. His dad owns a successful business and they are doing quite well."
Rich Mexican by bigcawks May 5, 2009

rich mexican 

See oxymoron

Other oxymorons include: friendly blacks, sober Irishmen, Dumb Asians, poor Whites, straight faggots, Capitalist Communists, and Puerto Ricans who aren't dirty brown cigar rolling assclowns, and the list goes on.
Acknowledging the existence of a rich Mexican is the same as dividing by zero.
rich mexican by lulzenhiemer November 7, 2007
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026