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Rich Mexican 

Usually lighter skinned than stereotypical Mexicans. They drive Ferraris, Bentleys, Maseratis, etc. They wear Bijan, Brioni, Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton, etc. They control one of the world's biggest economies and keep getting richer and richer as their country does so too.
John: How do you find the richest person in Mexico?

Kyle: You throw a penny on the ground and whoever gets it.

Both: HAHAHA.

Alex: Actually, the richest person in the world is Mexican.

Kyle: Really? Haha, didn't know that.

Alex: I'm Mexican too.

John: No way! You look so White.

Alex: Yeah, I am White and Mexican, and I actually pay full tuition, unlike you two. I'm one of millions of Rich Mexicans.
Rich Mexican by MistraldeLinares December 20, 2012
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Rich Mexican 

A rare breed here in the United States. More than likely his/her daddy owns a successful business such as construction, a restaurant, or a store. They tend to have many cars, balancing between blacks and whites. Black have nice rims on shitty cars and whites have shitty stock rims on nice cars. Rich Mexicans will have nice rims on nice cars. They usually wear Abercrombie & Fitch, Polo Ralph Lauren, and Lacoste. They are usually very good looking.
White boy: "Damn, look at that rich Mexican in that nice truck."

White girl: "Well, of course. His dad owns a successful business and they are doing quite well."
Rich Mexican by bigcawks May 5, 2009

rich mexican 

See oxymoron

Other oxymorons include: friendly blacks, sober Irishmen, Dumb Asians, poor Whites, straight faggots, Capitalist Communists, and Puerto Ricans who aren't dirty brown cigar rolling assclowns, and the list goes on.
Acknowledging the existence of a rich Mexican is the same as dividing by zero.
rich mexican by lulzenhiemer November 7, 2007

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008