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ricardus 

This guy is your local meme expert.

Studied memeology for 10 years, earning his PhD at Sheridan.
He is able, with 100% accuracy, to classify each meme presented to him as dank, good, or just plain bad.
His only weakness is that he can't make his own memes and resorts to editing videos in hopes that someday he will make it to the top of r/youtubehaiku.
Dates girls his age, but only if they look like they're 10.
Low key supporter of Hamas.

Low key has down syndrome.
Dude 1: hey man what do you think of this new pepe I made
Dude 2: Who do you think I am, some sort of Ricardus.
ricardus by George Gord December 18, 2016
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Ricards lodge 

Good academic records but pupils are shit and can't behave. All rude and racist. One girl said the n word 3 times the school did nothing and the girls that tried to fight her got excluded like what the hell.
Person 1. Yo do you go Ricards lodge
Person 2. Lol shit scl
Ricards lodge by Sym12345 May 12, 2022

ricards lodge 

a school full of either rich posh girls, wannabe central london indie girls, chavs, or cringy gay girls.

overall every girl in this school is certi (excluding the gay ones who meow at you)
"she definitely goes to ricards lodge"
ricards lodge by bussyetor69 April 30, 2020

ricarius 

A Spanish word that is used for some one who sucks at everything. Can't get anything right. Or in English a sucka
Este ricarius no es bueno a chinga.

This sucka aint good at fucking.
ricarius by EL June 19, 2005
Abbreviation of Ashton Ricards
Ashton Ricards is dope as shit
ricards by TopDefinerwys May 3, 2018

Richardus Bokedalus 

A congenital disorder which makes you look a lot younger than you actually are.
That haircut makes you look like you have R.B(Richardus Bokedalus).
Richardus Bokedalus by kekw mannen September 23, 2021
A Ričards is a little rascal and will always have his toes out sniffing around for the next butt to scratch. A Ričards will usually be found either fucking his ps4 until he unlocks greed in The binding of Isaac or deep throating his air fryer until he ejaculates all over his dog. A Ričards is the bestest friend or person to date ever, if you ever find yourself in a friendship/ relationship with A Ričards try your best to keep him 🕴🏻
Ričards will commonly be found arguing with his gf
ričards by TheRealMaxWynn January 5, 2024
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