reverse rumplestiltskin 

Turning gold into straw - aka urinating in a woman's hair

While she didn't want an entire golden shower, she was okay receiving a reverse rumplestiltskin.

reverse rumplestiltskin by novanashville March 29, 2010

reverse rumpelstiltskin 

The act of getting on one's knees and then proceeding to give a really short person head after they drink too much; therefore resulting in an accidental golden shower.

Yea, but she was so drunk she reverse rumpelstiltskinned on me!

reverse rumpelstiltskin by Gingerbeer March 17, 2011

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin 

When a man (or sometimes a woman) is eating out the asshole of a man while jerking him off. Once both parties have finished-- the man eating the asshole backs off, and the man who recieved the eating then proceeds to projectile shit all of the man who ate his ass hole, getting it everywhere (including in the mans Mouth).

This is not no be confused with a rumplestiltskin, which is when a man gives another man a blowjob while shitting and then vomits down his ass ( see urbad dictionary Rumplestilskin)

"Dude, you smell like shit! did you get a Reverse Rumpelstiltskin?"

Reverse Rumpelstiltskin by Loss Prevention Officer2 October 5, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016