retsu 

somebody who most likely is a girl online trying to be a cute uwu neo pro-noun kitten retsu is a very annoying person he and yes he they HATE being a girl he tries to make people jealous in the most way and he most likely only is all of that because his flags are so "pretty"

Person: hi retsu i heard u called ducky earlier!
retsu: yeah were matching pfps now :)
Person: oh cool!

retsu: funny how she didnt put u in her comfort carrd but she put me??
Person: oh
retsu: yeah i hope u die <3 *blocks*

retsu by uknowwhatiwant August 2, 2021

I have Retsu Eyes 

I have Retsu Eyes

I have Retsu Eyes

I have Retsu Eyes by SuelTameOresuTeMato March 22, 2025

resus fetish 

A fetish for things such as CPR, Defibrillation, and other forms of resuscitation. Someone who has a resus fetish might roleplay with a shocking tool, or do mock CPR on their partner, or have it done on them.

Hey, want to do some resus roleplay? I have a resus fetish.

resus fetish by Bread Fetish May 14, 2017

Resurrection High School 

This is an all girls catholic high school. The tuition here is so much but that doesn’t matter because parents here are so naive. There’s no diversity here everyone is strictly caucasians. Girls here are wild. All they care about is oc’s, drinking, vaping, and hooking up with pats and dons boys. Rumors here spread like wild fire. Everyone hates each other even if their best friends. You want to kill you self 24/7 but lowkey love the school at the same time. Go bandits!

Caleb- Where do you go to?
Madison- resurrection high school

Caleb- I go to pats, want to hook up?
Madison- omg ofc!

Resurrection High School by So relatable June 1, 2018

resume blindness 

When somebody's impressive credentials cause other people to overlook their negative qualities.

I can't believed that he screwed his new girlfriend in my bed. He hadn't even broken up with me.

Really? Everyone wondered what you were doing with such a narcissistic asshole. Plus he was a cokehead. What did you see in him?

Well, we went to a good prep school and to an ivy league business school and worked for a prestigious investment bank on Wall Street. I never imagined that somebody like that could be so insensitive and cruel.

Hon, you are suffering from resume blindness. He's a jerk and an emotional midget. Get over him.

resume blindness by AYYFRON July 5, 2010

resume padding 

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

resume padding by Cheice December 9, 2011

retaut 

ret is short for retard. aut is short for autistic.

People we can call : retaut : mega knight and ebarbs spammers, me, and anyone who acts like a retaut

Tu est retaut.
Est-ce que tu as retautu a la tete.
Tu as le retaut dans le cerv.

retaut by Vraimos? May 12, 2022