retromuff 

female vaginal hair styled and coiffed to no shorter than one inch and no longer than two inches, bucking the trend of brazilian waxes and kojak-style genital trims;

I miss the old days before all chicks wanted to be porn stars, that's why I like Mary and her friends; they all have retromuffs.

retromuff by JuanChangstein November 29, 2011

retromuff 

a boat from the 1800's with a sleek phalic like design, The Term was reintorduced to describe niggers who had sex with donkeys.

that nigger just stuck his weiner in a donkey he is suh a retromuff

retromuff by T Tizzle Fo Shizzle September 4, 2006

Retro Muff 

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.

I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..

Retro Muff by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

rearmuff 

A hairy anus; your mother's hairy ass; most homosexual's favorite place

"He pulled his pants down and exposed his rearmuff to the children."

rearmuff by Greeggg April 18, 2008

Rearmuff

“The act of a gay man placing his head between a very hairy pair of buttocks, referred to as ‘earmuffs.’”

“we’re going to rearmuff after dinner.”
“last night I did a rearmuff with my brother.”

Rearmuff by gavinssocialsecuritynumber April 19, 2026

Rearmuffs

“The act of a gay man placing his head between a very hairy pair of buttocks, referred to as ‘Rearmuffs.’”

“I’m going to wear my husband’s Rearmuffs tonight.”

“eventually I’ll get Darren to Rearmuff.”

Rearmuffs by gavinssocialsecuritynumber April 19, 2026