retromuff 

female vaginal hair styled and coiffed to no shorter than one inch and no longer than two inches, bucking the trend of brazilian waxes and kojak-style genital trims;

I miss the old days before all chicks wanted to be porn stars, that's why I like Mary and her friends; they all have retromuffs.

retromuff by JuanChangstein November 29, 2011

retromuff 

a boat from the 1800's with a sleek phalic like design, The Term was reintorduced to describe niggers who had sex with donkeys.

that nigger just stuck his weiner in a donkey he is suh a retromuff

retromuff by T Tizzle Fo Shizzle September 4, 2006

Retro Muff 

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.

I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..

Retro Muff by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

rearmuff 

A hairy anus; your mother's hairy ass; most homosexual's favorite place

"He pulled his pants down and exposed his rearmuff to the children."

rearmuff by Greeggg April 18, 2008

Rearmuffs

“The act of a gay man placing his head between a very hairy pair of buttocks, referred to as ‘Rearmuffs.’”

“I’m going to wear my husband’s Rearmuffs tonight.”

“eventually I’ll get Darren to Rearmuff.”

Rearmuffs by gavinssocialsecuritynumber April 19, 2026

Rearmuff

“The act of a gay man placing his head between a very hairy pair of buttocks, referred to as ‘earmuffs.’”

“we’re going to rearmuff after dinner.”
“last night I did a rearmuff with my brother.”

Rearmuff by gavinssocialsecuritynumber April 19, 2026