retromuff

female vaginal hair styled and coiffed to no shorter than one inch and no longer than two inches, bucking the trend of brazilian waxes and kojak-style genital trims;

I miss the old days before all chicks wanted to be porn stars, that's why I like Mary and her friends; they all have retromuffs.

by JuanChangstein November 29, 2011

retromuff

a boat from the 1800's with a sleek phalic like design, The Term was reintorduced to describe niggers who had sex with donkeys.

that nigger just stuck his weiner in a donkey he is suh a retromuff

by T Tizzle Fo Shizzle September 4, 2006

Retro Muff

A woman whose pubic hair is large and unkept. A big bush.

I was gonna go down on Lucy last night 'till I discovered she had the retro muff going on..

by Fat Nik April 22, 2003

rearmuff

A hairy anus; your mother's hairy ass; most homosexual's favorite place

"He pulled his pants down and exposed his rearmuff to the children."

by Greeggg April 18, 2008