Definitions by JuanChangstein

retromuff 

female vaginal hair styled and coiffed to no shorter than one inch and no longer than two inches, bucking the trend of brazilian waxes and kojak-style genital trims;

I miss the old days before all chicks wanted to be porn stars, that's why I like Mary and her friends; they all have retromuffs.

retromuff by JuanChangstein November 29, 2011