One of a kind man. Loyal, honest, funny, carrying, and always understanding. A Ritchy can change your whole mood after a few seconds. He will always put a smile on your face and stops anyone or anything from taking that smile away. Always loyal to his friends, a Ritchy will always watch out for those he cares about. If you have a Ritchy in your life, always tell him how special he is to you.
Boy 1: "Ritchy is like a brother to me, without him ide be alone".
Boy 2: "Same here, he always has my back"
verb
When you have diarrhea so bad that you have nothing left to pass, and your ass starts retching. Similar to when you have nothing left to vomit, but from your anus's point of view.
"Hey, is Steve coming out tonight?"
"Nah man, he has food poisoning. Left him butt retching for like three days."
A retcho, to retcho. Probably derived from "retchid" and "typo". Applied in the golfcommunity for mistake in score (intentional or not).
Bobby shot a 7 on the last hole. He scored himself a 5. He proceeds to win the match by 1 stroke. He pulled a "retcho" on the other players. Bobby retcho'd his scores.
And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.