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Retch
A debacherer, a pervert or utter cunt.
Notably aggressive in nature, someone who needs to re-learn their apparently native tongue.
Someone who enjoys vadalism, especially egg-throwing and ripping England flags off of chav's cars.
A person with a very low sense of loyalty and absolutely no morals.
Someone who thinks that utterly shite music is "Bo." and has a VERY small penis. Seriously.
A person who may shout at people who don't understand why someone would try to pick up all the glass on the floor after a concert.
Notably aggressive in nature, someone who needs to re-learn their apparently native tongue.
Someone who enjoys vadalism, especially egg-throwing and ripping England flags off of chav's cars.
A person with a very low sense of loyalty and absolutely no morals.
Someone who thinks that utterly shite music is "Bo." and has a VERY small penis. Seriously.
A person who may shout at people who don't understand why someone would try to pick up all the glass on the floor after a concert.
If you were in a pub and someone put on Shania Twain, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and a scrawny little rat with a two inch hard on danced past you, smoking a spliff and popping pills, dancing like a tit-wank with a pool cue saying something along the lines of "Yeah man, like, nintendo, like...man...like..." whilst hitting on your girlfriend even AFTER she has said no, he would be considered a Retch.
Retch by YouKnowWho YouDickWad December 24, 2006
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Retch Retch
noun.: When the female is giving the male head. She makes a small insinuation in the guys scrotum. She then proceeds to drink orange juice and spit it into the males scrotum. She tapes up the Hole and saves it for later.
Adjective.: A nickname inferring that that person is gay, waste of time and/or has a sick mind. Basicly that person is a fagot.
Adjective.: A nickname inferring that that person is gay, waste of time and/or has a sick mind. Basicly that person is a fagot.
That crazy bitch game me a retch retch.
My sack still hurts for that retch retch your mom gave me.
Your such a retch retch.
My sack still hurts for that retch retch your mom gave me.
Your such a retch retch.
Retch Retch by 2 First Names July 31, 2009
retch-a-sketch
retch-a-sketch by jackvoices May 20, 2022
Rim Retch
The act of giving your loved one a rim job, then finding bits of toilet paper stuck in their corn-hole, and it making you so sick that you puke in their ass
Rim Retch by I_Went_There October 23, 2008
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
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