retch

to vomit.

I think I am going to retch.

And suddenly, from out of no where, masses of people ran out of the building, on to the street at near record-setting paces, only stopping to retch. The retching continued, the people in the back and slower ones, slipped on the excretments, and became part of the conglomeration on the ground.

by bob jones May 13, 2005

Retch

A debacherer, a pervert or utter cunt.
Notably aggressive in nature, someone who needs to re-learn their apparently native tongue.
Someone who enjoys vadalism, especially egg-throwing and ripping England flags off of chav's cars.
A person with a very low sense of loyalty and absolutely no morals.
Someone who thinks that utterly shite music is "Bo." and has a VERY small penis. Seriously.
A person who may shout at people who don't understand why someone would try to pick up all the glass on the floor after a concert.

If you were in a pub and someone put on Shania Twain, Girls Just Wanna Have Fun, and a scrawny little rat with a two inch hard on danced past you, smoking a spliff and popping pills, dancing like a tit-wank with a pool cue saying something along the lines of "Yeah man, like, nintendo, like...man...like..." whilst hitting on your girlfriend even AFTER she has said no, he would be considered a Retch.

by YouKnowWho YouDickWad December 24, 2006

Retch

Bad weed.

"Man, you smell that?"

"Yea, someone's smoking some retch."

by @nosilla_ann November 14, 2013

retch

Right, directly, exactly.

I'm gonna have all you women / retch under my command. --Muddy Waters, "Got My Mojo Working"

by brockvond August 3, 2007

Retch Retch

noun.: When the female is giving the male head. She makes a small insinuation in the guys scrotum. She then proceeds to drink orange juice and spit it into the males scrotum. She tapes up the Hole and saves it for later.

Adjective.: A nickname inferring that that person is gay, waste of time and/or has a sick mind. Basicly that person is a fagot.

That crazy bitch game me a retch retch.

My sack still hurts for that retch retch your mom gave me.

Your such a retch retch.

by 2 First Names July 31, 2009

retch-a-sketch

When you make something so vile on an etch-a-sketch, you throw up.

"My drawing was so bad, dude. It was a total retch-a-sketch."

by jackvoices May 20, 2022

Rim Retch

The act of giving your loved one a rim job, then finding bits of toilet paper stuck in their corn-hole, and it making you so sick that you puke in their ass

"Last night I when I was pleasuring Roscoe, I rim retched because he didn't properly wipe"

by I_Went_There October 23, 2008