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retardware 

1: Software that serves no useful purpose, but impairs the function of your computer, often due to using up RAM. Unlike spyware or malware this is just due to poor design rather than malicious intent.

2: Software designed to make computers easier for lusers to use, but ends up teaching them bad habits which cause them to wreck their computer or otherwise make using it more difficult than it needs to be.
Much of the "bonus" software that comes pre-installed with home computers sold by major manufacturers tends to fit one or both definitions of "retardware".
retardware by Korgmeister August 2, 2006
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Retardave 

When you are beyond stupid, you don't know how to type and you make it harder for everybody to understand you. You are also from the city of Magog, where the water has been poisoned by big pharma.
I don't know how to install Battlephil...

-What are you talking about ? Dude you're so retardave.
Retardave by Atthaniel January 15, 2021

retardtard

When your so high you get so retarded that you can’t even say retarded so it changed to retardtard
Man I’m so high I’m retardtard
retardtard by Sam.BartyB September 18, 2019

retardariffic 

Adjective used to describe a person,place,thing or idea that is so retarded it is beyond retarded
The movie "Maid in Manhattan" is completely retardariffic!!
The noun form of "retard". People often call others "retards" but this is probably a technical misuse of the word, since "retard" is a verb. The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"
The verb "retard": "The water will retard the spread of the flame". In noun form, "You are a fucking retardate"
retardate by Steve LaPierre May 7, 2003

Retarderet 

Er ligesom din ven der hedder Jeppe.
"JEPPE! DU ER RETARDERET!"
Retarderet by Rasmus Andersen February 28, 2016

Retardar 

An internal, extra-sensory detector allowing for the identification of retardedness and people acting retarded.
If it weren't for my excellent retardar, the guy on the cell phone, while riding his bike would have become road kill.
Retardar by Izzyhart August 25, 2008
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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