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rardtard by AstolfoIsHot October 20, 2020
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Radtarded
Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
"I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we went drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded."
It was radtarded."
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 5, 2009
Radtarded
Getting totally awesome and totally not awesome all at the same time, but with totally awesome results.
I was playing wall ball with Gary Busey this weekend and then we
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.
drove a dragster to the bar and drank a ton of beer. I barfed but then
I found a suitcase full of money, so the next day we went sky diving.
It was radtarded.
Radtarded by S. Kinevil ESQ. February 7, 2009
rartard
Another word for retard, along with rarted and other words. Used as a less offensive alternative to retard and a meme in its entirety.
rartard by Meme Thesaurus October 31, 2018
randtard
An uncritical follower of Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy, with emphasis on the more cultic aspects of the movement, often characterised by attacks on charitable acts based on ignorant or strawman arguments.
"To all of the altruists out there discrediting 'Atlas Shrugged', shouldn't you be out sponsoring some charity to give all of our money to some middle eastern baby holding a rifle?"
"You sir, are a complete randtard."
"You sir, are a complete randtard."
randtard by Sean Robbins December 29, 2007
Randtard
A derivative of randy/random - Someone you do not know nor care enough to know, as they usually have a bland personality. Any insults from a randtard are invalid due to them being as irrelevant as it gets. The only situation where they're relevant is with the other randtards.
Person 1: What up, bruv?
Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?
Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.
Person 3: What up guys!!!
Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.
Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
Person 2: I'm just chillin'. Wuz up with you?
Person 1: Just securing hella bags at work, bruv.
Person 3: What up guys!!!
Peson 1: You're a randtard, stop speaking.
Person 2: get known first, then maybe you can talk to us.
Person 3: Condescending assholes...
keep fiendin' for clout
Randtard by FiendingForWaifus November 3, 2018
rartard
From TPB comments: "It took me a half hour to unrar this. Thanks a lot, you dumbass rartard scene kiddie. It's 2007, not 1997. Are you going to use winace next time? Maybe segment it into 1.38mb parts just in case someone wants to fit it on 3000 floppy disks?"
rartard by swedishmeatball August 26, 2007
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