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retardical 

A mix between "rhetorical" and "retarded", usually used to describe a rhetorical question that makes no sense.
David, stop asking such retardical questions!
retardical by boysnoggage December 5, 2004

retardical 

a question that is too stupid to answer. A combination of rhetorical and retarded
What's my name?

Man, that's a retardical question...
retardical by Fearghalian Stallion October 21, 2008

retardical question 

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
retardical question by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018

Retardical 

Retardical means something that is soo retarded! It is something or an act of some kind that is extremely stupid, retarded, idiototic, ridciulous, dumb, etc.
retarded stupid retardical idiototic ridciulous dumb
Retardical by JL<>Loove July 31, 2010

Retardical 

A act of retardedness that is so retarded it is purely radical.
*Man shits on car cuz fuck
Dammmn that was retardical
Retardical by Pornokingkonggong April 4, 2015

Retardical 

When a retiree has nothing better to do but try to use a big word like rhetorical and fucks it up.
This dude asked a question requiring an answer but said it was rhetorical. It’s a retardical question.
Retardical by Antcat-63 September 17, 2022
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The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

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This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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