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retardical question

A play on the phrase rhetorical question, a retardical question is a question so stupid, it leaves the people being asked speechless, and unable to answer with even a sarcastic response. A retardical question has such stupefying power,it can leave an entire room in a confused daze, and, in written form, can kill as many brain cells as aerosol or a Miley Cyrus song.
Dude 1: What did you put in answer for number 9?

Dude 2: You mean "name something flat? I put pancakes, tortillas, Earth....
Dude 1: Wait what?! Earth?
Dude 2: Yeah it's flat right? That's what people say.

Dude 1 is so stunned by this retardical question he is unable to speak, or move, and has to be taken to the school nurse.
by KrispyDymond February 4, 2018
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Retorical Question

A question not intended to be answered.
by Cody September 1, 2003
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Retardicle Question

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.
Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.
by iDazign January 25, 2018
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