retard run

When a caretaker brings 2 or more disabled people to a grocery store and get a cartful for each one and proceeds to the same checkout line because they have to stay together.

Cahier:Man I just finished ringing up a retard run.
Manager: how many were there
Cashier: seven

retard run by assmonkey8452 February 5, 2015

running on retard 

When a lack of sleep/ energy causes a fully functional adult to 'zone-out', become forgetful or impatient, and possibly run in to furniture/ walls.

EXAMPLE:

'Why are you staring at the oven? You've been there for 5 minutes and haven't moved...'
'Sorry, I'm running on retard. Kitty kept me up with her fussiness last night... Didn't sleep a wink.'
EXAMPLE:
Walking out the front door and realizing you forgot your keys, then walking back inside only to forget what you went inside for until you try to lock the front door... AGAIN.

running on retard by TaTa Bondage January 17, 2011

Camp Retardundo 

1) The mythical place where idiotic people you meet as adults spent their childhood summers.

2) A place that is set up awkwardly, has moronic employees, or is just plain stupid.

1) Dude - you meet that new moron in accounting? Looks like another proud grad of Camp Retardundo.

2) I ordered a beer and that bitch brought me a martini. What is this place - Camp Retardundo?

Camp Retardundo by dano jamo February 25, 2009

retardunkulous

Becoming physically retarded from a completely ridiculous situation

Isabel Garcia is retardunkulous

retardunkulous by woody07 February 21, 2010

Retardundant

Something that is both stupid and redundant.

Carl's idea to have everyone in the group make separate versions of the same paper, rather than split the project up among the group, was widely viewed as retardundant.

Carl is a reduntard.

repeat redundant

Retardundant by Gnarl Alfie April 22, 2015

retardunt 

A portmanteau of 'retard(ed)' and 'redundant'. Used to express that something is both superfluous and stupid.

John 23:04: You're all going to hell. o.o
Jimmy 23:05: Dually noted.
John 23:05: You mean 'duly noted', right?
Jimmy 23:05: No I mean dually, in that I noted it twice.
John 23:05: That's retardunt.

retardunt by John A. H. III December 11, 2007