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Retardo Eduardo 

Yo look, it's Retardo Eduardo.
That necklace lookin like Retardo Eduardo.
My dude, this Tony Chau kinda nice with dat Retardo Eduardo.

Retardo DaVinci 

1 Leonardo's lesser known cousin who mainly used crayon and fingerpaint as his medium.

2 someone with such a lack of drawing skills that you don't even want to play pictionary with them.
Who drew this stick figure, Retardo DaVinci?
Retardo DaVinci by KennyRex January 27, 2011

Ultimativos Retardos 

MARK: I JUST WON A GAME OF FORTNITE
ROBIN: ULTIMATIVOS RETARDOS

El Retardo

A person who is 'CHIA' like. This person will make the most outlandish excuses for his actions. ie: "the pen wrote it down wrong." or "I entered it right, the computer must of changed it."

A person who will make mistakes and will blame everyone else for his incompetence.

He also may flake.
Did you see 'El Retardo' put his windshield wipers on upside down.
El Retardo by The Jerk 29 January 12, 2008

Retardoautist 

A name for a retard with autism. This name can also be used in situations when you just want someone to go away. For example: The special kid is asking you to get him a juice box. You say, SHUT UP RETARDOAUTIST. He will go REEEEEE MOMMY WHERES MY CHEETO IPAD and then just run away to break another wall. Problem solved :)
Timmy is such a retardoautist. He plays minecraft and clash royale on his Cheeto IPad! Oh no! He just spilled HI-C on his moms phone. It will be pretty hard to clean that off.
Retardoautist by Roblafo May 23, 2017

captain retardo

One's inner stupid self that comes out when to much Cold Coors light is ingested. Usually a cape and some stupid behavior is also involved when the "Captain Retardo" comes out.
Boy, Richie was drinking that Cold Coors light so fast at the ranch this weekend you knew it was just a matter of time before Captain Retardo showed up.
captain retardo by my buddies January 19, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
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