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restive golem 

One who is most thick, they may have bad wifi but don't let that fool you as they are skilled in tactical voice changes. They are one of the squeak lords. They are known for failing clutches due to lag.
"that kid is a restive golem as he just lagged out"
restive golem by lilBaconBoy619 November 13, 2017
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Besties for Resties 

My friend and I are besties for resties.
Besties for Resties by Beccas December 11, 2007

bestie westies for the resties 

Bestie westies for the resties means that you and your bestie slay to the point your bestie westies for the resties.
Anthony: woah we’re so slay
Taylor:ikr we must be bestie westies for the resties
a fucking superhero. my fucking superhero.
You are such a Restivo.
Restivo by Nazmi December 27, 2008

restiverb 

noun.

To replace part of a word with another word.

Coming from Latin: restituo - replace, and verbum - word

v. (past)Restiverbed, (present) Restiverbing

adj. Restiverbious
Opporpoonity (Opportunity + Poon)
Chronnoisseur (Chronic + Connoisseur)
Sexting (Sex + Texting)

Phillip used a restiverb when he wanted to create a catchy phrase so people would think he was clever.
restiverb by nuglifee December 7, 2009

restivities 

The period of time immediately following a hectic holiday season. Once the festivities are over, the restivities can begin.
Sit back, put your feet up, and let the restivities begin!
restivities by writnstuff December 4, 2010
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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